You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here.

so, if you typed in piratesarecool.com and got here, you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack.

I registered piratesarecool.com back in 1999. It was a time well before the multi million dollar disney movie franchise, after the puffy shirt episode, and was mostly a tribute to The Pirate Movie which I had discovered at the video rental store that used to be across the street from us and had rented dozens of times to watch while I was home from school in middle school. Not really thinking much about the reality of the pirate lifestyle, more enamored with the rum soaked slacker floating around the Caribbean (or Australia). I had miscellaneous content hosted, some family pictures, some online storage, using the domain as my email and etc. I used it also to experement with dynamic xml pages with united states info, president of the united states info, and florida county census info. And hosting my rewritings of Shakespeare. But I havent really updated anything since, em, kinda like. . .2002 or so? So I decided to just take the 40 or so hits per month and shoot them over here. So hello. And. If the original pages are still indexed/saved, they will probably continue to work until I do something about it. That is. The heat death of the universe.