So. . .

Does that mean if I'm incarcerated because of violations to the Patriot Act extension I can have my xbox live avatar serve the prison time?

Life lessons from Indiana

No food at Menards.

Some thoughts for central Kentucky

If you want to scratch "the south will rise again" somewhere, maybe look a little harder and don't settle so fast on the top of the toilet paper dispenser in the rest area.

Grimsvotn rises!

I wish English had more flair and drama, and wasn't just the stuff left on the side of the pot of everything that passes through it.

I'm officially laying claim to this idea, before I search to see if its already out there. Its mine.

Two words. Alliterative even. Its going to be huge . Camouflage clamdiggers.