=LAME

I'm sorry Mr. Bono sir, but that fact that Bono Gets Laser Jacket, Public Probably Gets Eye Damage is just sad. Because you are a flipping rock star, and even I could do this for a couple hundred bucks. Go big, sir. You need 240 of these fricking lasers strapped onto yer jacket sir. Not only would it look and be much cooler, but $192,000 for lasers for your one song use jacket is much more impressive. I'm sure you could get a discount. And a heck of a lot of geek points from thinkgeek. you could get yourself a "there are 10 types of people. . ." t shirt