So, I've done a lot of stuff

And in typical fashion, the only way to find out what that stuff is is to just read the twitter timeline. So i'm lazy, that something i already know, so you telling me doesn't teach either of us. :) I have some pictures from NC! and they are on twitpic, so already available, and time coded thanks to the twitter timeline

so, my work here is done. thank you and good night.

And seriously. Guy in the hot tub, thats just freaking creepy. And, to elaborate on something i mentioned in tweetspace --twitter---Hot tub guy is in our class and is gonna be mad at me cause i stole his elevator. And then i spilled apple juice
10:34 PM Mar 30th from txt --end twitter--- i had gone down to the lobby to nuke the calzones, and while there, mr hot tub came and filled his water bottle with apple juice. i said to myself "hey, free apple juice" so i filled up a cup, finished up with heating up the calzones (he looked at mine and said "my, doesn't that look good") and then he goes to the elevator. he pushes the button and then goes to the front desk and says "i notice the pool says it opens at 8 but our class in there starts at 8 is there any way i can get it opened up early?" so i walk into the open elevator as i hear him say "well, thats suprising. . . " because the front desk clerk had apparently said "no" and i pushed the button for floor 2. as the doors close i hear hot tub guy say "ok, thank you" and i realize he had pushed the button, seen the open elevator, and then walked off and i stole his elevator. i figured it was going to now be an uncomfortable day in class the next day. we were sitting in the front, so theres no telling when he might throw his leg up on the table between me and simone and demand to know why i stole his elevator, and why i felt i had the right to tweet about his private activities (because of course he uses twitter, and nightly does a search under the term "hot tub" just to see whats going on).

So anyway, the elaboration of the story hasn't actually happened yet. that was the lead in to the elaboration.

so i had two take away boxes stacked on top of each other, with my calzone box on the bottom, simone and connies box on top. on top of THAT was a full glass of apple juice. and as the doors closed and i realized i was going to have to keep my guard up in class the next day, and as the elevator got to floor 2 it does some weird kind of drop that tips the cup of apple juice toward my shirt. so i get bathed in apple juice (instant karmas gonna get you, if i dont get you first) well not bathed so much, i got some apple juice on my shirt. unfortunately, most of the apple juice went down the cracks on the side of Simone calzone box and i had to (i'm sorry housekeeping staff, that was me) tip up the box and dump like 7 ounces of apple juice onto the floor of the elevator. and Simone enjoyed an apple-juice infused calzone. well, maybe enjoyed is too strong a word. sorry.


so then the next day, hot tub guy is sitting across the aisle and one row back. we happened to being going back into the classroom at the same time sometime in the morning session (he was eating heck out of the hotel apple supply) and i said to him "hey, i'm sorry i stole your elevator last night" <----- thats me trying to make things right. trying to be an honorable man. taking responsibility for the course i chart in life and the human wreckage the lies in my wake. and guess what? he looks at me like i'm some old guy in a black speedo standing with one leg on the floor of the hot tub and the other leg thrown over the edge doing creepy leg stretches. IM NOT THE WEIRD ONE FOR APOLOGIZING FOR STEALING YOUR ELEVATOR. i guess i shouldn't have mentioned it. so then later ---twitter-----Getting gas somewhere sc
10:13 PM Mar 31st from txt ----end twitter---- and ---twitter---Walterboro
10:14 PM Mar 31st from txt ----end twitter---- i'm coming out of the gas station and simone is doing weird leg stretches on the thing that keeps you from driving into the gas pump outside. so, when the CDC traces the epidemic back (of the leg stretching thing) thats the point of orgin. Quality Inn and Suites Biltmore South in Arden NC -----twitter----Guy doing odd looking leg stretches in the hot tub with connie and simone
10:07 PM Mar 30th from txt ----end twitter----

and its funny with the calzone connection because simones last name makes me think of cheese